The week gone by was all about love and yesterday was the culmination of weeks of planning to woo and get wooed. However, be prepared pretties and prettas because the ultimate fancy of Indian masses (no, not talking about the corruption, idiots), the World Cup of cricket is ready to descend in our lives Saturday onwards.
Now, coming to the topic of the blog that just came out of Wizard’s head, India is going to win the World Cup Cricket Tournament 2011. Mind you, this is not the fancy of a die hard Team India fan or somebody who wants to see Sachin go past his half century of ODI centuries in the upcoming tournament, but, a real piece of news that was obtained by eavesdropping on the conversation between two beautiful angels living in Heaven’s square, God land, who had come down to the planet earth to get a feel of the World Cup Fever.
Angel Pretty Wings: “Which team do you think will win this World Cup?”
Angel Sharp Brains: “As per the astronomical, astrological, logical and illogical as well as lays sponsored dillogical calculations, based on the speed of pulsating quasars and the rate of discovery of new solar systems, I believe that Australia will once again win the trophy.”
A resonating sound of slap reverberated in the entire hall as Angel Pretty Wings couldn’t control her anger and lost her calm and pretty demeanor.
Angel Pretty Wings: “How can you be so stupid? Don’t you know that team India is going to win this tournament? Moreover, winning a world cup doesn’t depend on the silly predictions based on planets, stars, quasars or meteors that dart around in the unseen portions of the Universe. These calculations are made on the basis of real life, laws of human behavior etc.”
Angel Sharp Brains: “So you mean that all these factors point towards an Indian win in this year’s finals?”
Angel Pretty Wings: “Yes and now let me tell you why this is bound to happen. Let’s take the trend of the World Cups for the last five WC tournaments. In each of the five finals there has been a sub-continental team that has played one Ashes team.”
Angel Sharp Brains: “I still don’t get how that puts India as the winners?”
Angel Pretty Wings:”Just wait and listen to the complete logic. Out of the five finals, Pakistan has played two and SL has played two whereas India has played one. Pakistan won their first and lost their second, SL won their first and lost their second, however, India lost their first and now they have one chance remaining. So by this logic, they will play and win this year’s final to keep the equation even.”
Angel Sharp Brains: “Oh yeah! That’s really a wonderful piece of calculations and I am going to tell all the other angels to bet for India because the God will bat for India in this world cup.”
Angel Pretty Wings smiled at me and told me to convert their conversation into a blog.
Hey but if u see another point well pak has a chnce of winning in this wc :)
ReplyDeletei mean since 92 each country from the sub continent has reached the final :) i.e pak,sl,pak,ind,sl....and see another point No home team has ever won the wc...so taking everything into perspective only pakistan has a gr8 chnce of winning it being a subcontinent team and not hosting it :P haha
Rinish Valsan